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	What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)
Questions' answers are weighted appropriately. You must check at least one in every group of checkboxes. Be honest, do you cuss? Never ever, I have a mouth cleaner than the bottom of the pool at the Monte Carlo 'Crap' is the worst I ever say, and even that's rare Sometimes, but only minor curse words Somewhat rarely; I save the most major ones for more major circumstances Of course, I toss those words around all the time, they're just words How violent are you? I'm a pacifist I punch and slap in kidding, but nothing serious Not with people, but I hunt or practice riflery or similar activities I've been known to get in some decently hard fights My life is full of armed, bloody battles Drugs and alcohol? (check all that apply presently) None of either Minor of-legal-age drinking Heavy of-legal-age drinking Minor underage drinking Heavy underage drinking Occasional minor drug use Occasional major drug use Frequent minor drug use Frequent major drug use Do you gamble? Nope, never Small monetary wagers on sports and stuff, nothing more I'll put some money in a game of cards fairly often I'm in a few pools for major tournaments and bowl games I may as well be in rehad How about the lyrics in your music? Perfectly clean, no cursing Some mild cursing Some sex/drugs/alcohol references Totally filled with cursing How often is sex spoken of in your everyday conversation? Never, we don't talk about stuff like that Sometimes, but just in dirty jokes and stuff A lot, in some pretty explicit details, like this one time... Do you smoke? Nope, never even tried it Only socially Tried it once, but hated it Yeah, a couple times a day Yeah, a pack or more a day How far have you gone? (by your understanding of the base system) Haven't even stepped up to the plate 1st base Second base Third base Home run How would you rate your modesty? Gasp! I'm showing my ankles! Eh, as modest as the next person Not bashful; I'm fine walking around in my underwear I'm a stripper/streaker/exhibitionist On a scale of 1-5 (1 being daily, 5 being almost never), How frequently does at least one of the following occur: physical activity beyond second base, non-bath-related nudity, viewing of X, Ma or NC-17 rated media, or detailed vocal descriptions of sex? 1 2 3 2 5
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