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What's your obscure phobia?


What are you afraid of?


You must check at least one in every group of checkboxes.



What's the biggest threat facing the world today? (choose as many as you want)
Chronic hair loss
Beauty-obsession
A new Russian Revolution
Homelessness
Jay Leno
England and all it entails
Sushi
Extremely bad luck
Bad breath
Unexplained phenomenal weight gain
The universe itself
The American legal system
Joint problems
Obscure relatives
Recreational drug use
Naked people
Tetanus
Fear itself
The Catholic Church
Barney the Dinosaur
Obscure, irrational phobias
Ventriloquists


Your thoughts on hairpieces?
No reason for it, just be yourself!
Please, please, please put that thing back on!
They're stupid


What about models?
...*drools*
Eek, so thin, so toned... help me.
Eh, whatever floats their boat.


Your thoughts on the Russians?
They want to kill me.
I am one, at heart at least.
I admire their dipolmatic endeavors in regards to...


A homeless man accosts you. What do you do?
Give him some pocket change; I'd just lose it.
Run away screaming.
Write him a check for a thousand dollars. That money won't go to drugs, really.


The most terrifying part of the body is...
Chin
Face
Foot


Ever been to London?
Yep.
Nope.
AAAAAAHHH!!!


How about scuba diving?
Yep.
Nope.
AAAAAAHHH!!!


You were born on...
A Tuesday. Why do you ask?
Friday. The 13th.
Certainly not a Friday... or the 13th... really. Really.


Your thoughts on vampires?
I am one.
Eh, they're not real.
Vampire? What? Where?!


The Earth develops a phenomenal pull that tugs everything on the planet to its surface. Your thoughts?
Holy jeebus, someone save us!
Will this affect my weight reading?
Huh? Gravity? What?


Numbers don't end; they go on forever.
No kidding, Sherlock.
Yeah, that's cool.
Woah... that's... frightening...


The American legal system?
The best in the world.
Eh, it's adequate.
Please don't hurt me.


"Eww, she has the most disgusting looking..."
Shoulders
Eyelids
Knees


The worst part of marriage is...
Dealing with in-laws
Sharing the toothpaste
Family vacations with the relatives


Toadstool:
You mean the Princess, right?... right?
They look like umbrellas.
Mmm, shrooms.


Nude beaches:
...*drools*
...*starts unbuttoning*
...*clings to clothes*


Have a sandwich! Peanut butter and...
Peanut butter. Lots and lots of peanut butter.
Bananas.
Jelly. Without the peanut butter.


"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
True.
False.
That's kinda cute.


Are you Catholic?
Yep.
Nope.
AAAAAAHHH!!!


Best color?
Purple
Blue
Yellow


Anything but...
13
42
66


The most terrifying thing a person can do is talk while...
Skydiving
Gargling
Drinking water


Which of these would you least want to encounter in a nightmare? (choose as many as you want)
Dick Cheney
Eva Longoria
Vladimir Lenin
Homeless people
Jay Leno
Margaret Thatcher
Nemo
Jason Voorhees
Van Helsing
Michael Moore
Michael Eisner
Sandra Day O'Connor
Michael Cane
Your Mother-in-Law
Alice, from Wonderland
Pamela Anderson
George Carver Washington
Jimmy Carter
Pope Benedict
Barney the Dinosaur
Harry Houdini











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