I'd like to thank the following people/groups:

God, for "doing his God-thing".

My girlfriend Cristy, for being my muse.

All contributors, for, uh, contributing.

TotalChoice Hosting, for hosting this site.

Sapphire, my laptop, for not dying while I made this behemoth.
Serenity, my laptop, for surviving the construction of this monstrosity.

Dragonfly, my laptop, for picking up where Serenity and Sapphire left off.

Notepad and Paint, for being the two most versatile programs ever.

Microsoft, for the countless products of theirs used in this site's creation.

The Google AdSense program, for giving me money to pursue my hobby.

NASA, for letting designers like me use their images.

And you, for reading this.